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Meet Our Team

Tynan ”the brainz” Szvetecz

Superpowers:
Fearless leader
Chef d'strategic analytics
Forecasts the future, with a Flamenco guitar
Amazing ability to analyze your needs
Champion of Google
SEO sommelier
Unspellable name
Wears great vests

Natalie "Creative Empath" Winslow

Superpowers:
Search Engine Optimization obsession
Seductively selective wordsmithing
Adds rainbows to gray skies
Gives hugs to users and Google 
Makes marketing meaningful
Sends social bat signals
Empathy Brain: She gets you. Like, REALLY gets you
Has a philosophical pre-schooler

Jamie ”Info Ninja” Hollier

Superpowers:
Project management perfection
Cookie assassin
Raucous researcher
Spreadsheet sweet-talker
Ninja

Shelly ”Smartest Gun in the West” Drumm

Superpowers:
Wordpress warrioress
Captain Code
Social sharing integrator
De-puzzler
Troubleshoots from the hip

Alex ”Cherry Bomb” Kirsch

Superpowers:
Teleportation, telecommution
Rivalry with the Kool Aid guy
Commitment to convention
Agility
CSS? Certainly Sweet, Sucka
Semantic markup masta
DRYness
Short fuse

Chad ”You Betta Mechanize” Lundgren

Superpowers:
HTML 5 whisperer
Intergalactic defender of Web Standards
Whedon trivia team captain
Bionic neutralizer of code inconsistencies
Robowarrior for object oriented justice
MySQL ambassador of abstract joins
Booming voice wills nations into submission
His other car is a Firefly-class starship
Builder of impenetrable Boolean logic
Got in a fight with a green wall and won
Stars in the new feature film, “CSS3: Rise of the Media Query”

Leslie ”The Fire Siren” James

Superpowers:
Mysterious siren swoon lures deliverables in on time and under budget
Fiery hair of fortune brings new opportunities
Her spreadsheet skills ended the Clone Wars
Can talk on the phone
Powerful persuader
Marketing mastermind
Socially savvy
Nimble networker

”major” kevin Major

Superpowers:
Posse rivals Andre’s
Linux lunacy
Has read and enjoyed, “Catch 22”
Has seen and enjoyed the Movie, “Stripes”
Has crushed a human using PHP
Fought Godzilla with Ruby, and won
Iteration obliteration
Goes commando on the command line
Can sleep on human-sized futons
Gentleness

Alex ”Goodtimes” Hoffman

Superpowers:
Unstoppable haircut
Photoshop phasers
Illustrator lasers
Designs in lifelike 3D!
HTML / CSS in 4D!!
Typographosaurus
Grid doctor
Responsive guru
Extra bravery
Extra pickles

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