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And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. The brain is kept in a fear-induced, adrenaline-fueled overdrive state, like a problem you can't solve. Shh! No programs, don't use that word. Just be Buffy. Spike follows the exciting smell of blood and we follow the fairly ripe smell of Spike. If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock. They need to take seven and they might take yours.
No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. If you can't do something smart, do something right. Wash, we've got some local color happening. Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old. I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community. Let me pour you a big frosty mug of 'shut-the-hell-up.' Magic's all balderdash and chicanery. What, you think this isn't real just because of all the vampires, and demons, and ex-vengeance demons, and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy? You haven't seen my drawer of inappropriate starches?
Spike follows the exciting smell of blood and we follow the fairly ripe smell of Spike. Oh my god you will never believe what happened at school today. Instead you go all Dumbledore on me.
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