Whedon Ipsum

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I am never gonna see a merman, ever. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice.

This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls. Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way. Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. You could, uh, could have, like, a world without shrimp, or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. No, they're something nightmares are from.

I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump. Well, I'm sure I'm in serious need of some moral spankitude, but guess who's not qualified to be my Rabbi? It has nothing to do with me. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. The brain is kept in a fear-induced, adrenaline-fueled overdrive state, like a problem you can't solve. Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment.

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