Whedon Ipsum

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The gentlemen are coming by. We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode. I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal. I am never gonna see a merman, ever. Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by the man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How's that? The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear. Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Well we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer but, gosh, we did that last night.

I've seen your kindness and your strength. If you say 'adorabubble,' I'm leaving. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down. I've seen the best and the worst of you. But I haven't spent any money! I was all... dead and frugal. Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose? Planet's coming up a mite fast.

You're lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. Military people don't make out with science people. Winning over your enemy, the one person guaranteed to reject everything you are, that's real love. Hey I could whip up a love slave any day I wanted. My entire existence was constructed by a sociopath in a sweater vest; what do you suggest I do? Any self-respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or a nice crypt. She's a truck-driving magic mama!

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