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I like to think of myself more as a 'guest-age'. Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my Gorram ship for no apparent reason? Winning over your enemy, the one person guaranteed to reject everything you are, that's real love. The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something? From beneath you, it devours. It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms. Out of cornmeal. It has nothing to do with me.

They've got those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious. Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I find it a bit sad that you think of yourself as a candidate for anyone's fantasy. I don't want to use the word genius, but I'd be ok if you wanted to. Winning over your enemy, the one person guaranteed to reject everything you are, that's real love. Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes.

My entire existence was constructed by a sociopath in a sweater vest; what do you suggest I do? You can't take the sky from me. Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

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