Whedon Ipsum

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It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about? Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice. The gentlemen are coming by. Somebody put her tiny little thinking cap on! And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants!' Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano? Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way.

You will keep a civil tongue in this house or we'll put your tongue in a stew. So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. Can you just be kissing me now? I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm getting paid. Mostly when I'm getting paid. Uh, thermal exhaust port's above the main port, numbnuts.

And now the one person who should be here is gone, and a waste like you gets to live. Time is what turns kittens into cats. See if you were really a witch, you'd do a spell to escape. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Say Skywalker, and I smack ya. You always hurt the one you love. Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano? My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met by day. First of all, Feng Shui up the yin yang, also I designed parts of it but I did not design the stone cold foxes in the small clothes and the ample massage facilities.

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