Whedon Ipsum

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She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano? I don't buckle. Occasionally I swashbuckle.

Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose? Why not default them with ninja skills or whatever? The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear. We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker! What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle? Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. I figure, if I'm responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it. If you can't do something smart, do something right. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...This Land.

You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.

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